ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
Go for the natural look. Obviously, clear and even skin is a must, but don’t use foundation. Big eyes are super important, but obviously no eyeshadow, eyeliner or mascara. Frostbitten cheeks, but no blush. And of course, perfectly kissable red lips but DO NOT use lipstick. It’s also important to look sexy, but not sexy enough to get looks from other guys ‘cause that makes you a whore. And if you do happen to be sexy enough to get raped? Well, obviously that’s your fault. Because obviously, guys deserves a piece of cake and you should be that for them. But just not too sexy! Short girls are in high demand, and the perfect height is when you have to go on tip-toes to kiss your man. Not any shorter than that, though. That’s obviously weird. You can’t be taller than any guys. But of course, long legs are a must.
Speaking of legs, shave them. For the love of God, shave! And your armpits, and your arm hair. What’s that about? Guys like the natural look, but girl, not THAT natural. It’s also important to wax down there, although some guys thinks that’s a bit creepy and prude, but having any hair down there is really gross for a girl.
Thin, but curves are a must. Big tits, but you shouldn’t have them out ‘cause that makes you a skank. Guys love it when girls keep their hair natural, so just wash it every two days, use hair treatments once or twice a week and styling using straightening irons and curling irons and three to four products every morning should give you those cute, natural waves that guys love.
Now the important stuff. Appearance out of the way, lets go on to personality. Be entertaining and spontaneous, but not too loud. Guys love intelligent girls, but not smarter than him. Be interesting in cars and outdoor sports, but not too much ‘cause that’s lesbian, am I right? Ooze confidence wherever you go, but don’t be vain or actually love yourself because there is nothing worse than a girl who knows she’s hot. When it comes to sex, you should definitely have all the basics down. Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse, sixty-nine, the butterfly position, broking horse, niagra falls, flaming dragon, happy scissors, paddle log, double decker, fire cracker and be down for anal, threesomes (with another girl, of course.) but DON’T. BE. A SLUT. You should know these positions and be mindblowingly great at sexing him in them, but not through practice you dirty whore.
Be beautiful, but don’t know it. Be hells, but don’t shave. Be confident, but not vain. Be in intelligent, but not opinionated. And most of all, be yourself.– neonfiona on “What guys look for in girls” x
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Just a reminder that this scene was only there because Crystal specifically asked Jeff for it. If he had had his way, we wouldn’t have seen Allison’s reaction to her mother’s death at all.
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This is real film of a real ghost
JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
I want hair as black as my soul but I also want hair like Amy Pond’s hair but I also want hair the color of sunlight but I also want to be brunette but I also want streaks of blue through my normal shade of brown but I also want ringlets but I also want straight hair but I also want waves but I also want tightly coiled frizzy hair but I also want it down to my waist but I also want a pixie cut do you see my dilemma.
I FEEL THAT FEEL DEEP IN MY SOUL MAN
If you’re me, then tell me something only I would know.
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What was the most difficult scene you had to act out in the series so far?
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